i had a dream that we held hands
it was nice.
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago