Not at the moment do I want reality to kick in.

i had a dream that we held hands 

it was nice.

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via sheliesandsayseverythingsalright)

prettypunks:

Do you know what it’s like to loose your best fucking friend

(via childofpizza)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via crystallized-teardrops)

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

(via crystallized-teardrops)

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

(via it-will-all-fade-away)

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

(Source: neverendingretrodream, via it-will-all-fade-away)

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via it-will-all-fade-away)